Yesterday while registering an account with a vendor, I listed my occupation as designer.
"How many employees does the company have?" She asked.
"Just me. It’s my company."
"Well you aren’t the designer you are the CEO! The founder. I’m going to put that down. CEO FOUNDER. You’re not just the designer. Own that!"
The lesson: You are your own worst enemy.
remember how in Hairspray the overweight clumsy protagonist got the hot boy in the end, and the only thing about her that changed was her hairstyle? I feel like we need to talk about Hairspray more
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
Make sure nobody is poor
So like industrial capitalism?